tinarannosaurus:

"Tina’s got stage fright."

"I have stage fright?"

"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."

"That explains a lot."

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via peasinmyoatmeal)

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via stop)

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via peasinmyoatmeal)

baby's first words

mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via peasinmyoatmeal)

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(Source: 2dbabe, via hate)

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via stop)

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via hate)