bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(Source: paris666hilton, via asiuns)

overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

(Source: overentertainment, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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(via stop)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

(via beyoncebeytwice)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via sniffing)

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

(via stop)

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

(via asiuns)

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via hate)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

(via stop)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via hate)

primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

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(via spork)

myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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(Source: proudredwarrior, via sniffing)