priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via asiuns)

eternalsummr:

bringing this back.

eternalsummr:

bringing this back.

(Source: eternalsummr, via sniffing)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(Source: sighotic, via spork)

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

(via asiuns)

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

buttart:

there’s so much going on in this gif

(Source: thecatsmustbecrazy, via spork)

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

(via asiuns)

cutewizard:

My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends

(via sniffing)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via sniffing)

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via spork)

plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

(Source: plagal, via sniffing)