anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

(via golden-pubes)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via stop)

tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

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That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

(via asiuns)

petpluto:

twofishies:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

what’s fantastic about this movie is that it’s not that fucked up brand of feminism where the girls who arent like other girls and sip tea and read hemingway look down on the blonde party sluts. the message of the movie is like, you can be blonde and attractive AND enjoy stuff like shopping and partying and you can still be smart and kick ass!!!

And the girl who did look down on Elle for being a blonde party girl ended up becoming her best friend by film’s end - because she was confronted about her fucked up version of what happened between Elle and their professor.

This movie has entirely different types of women coming together and supporting one another. And it is absolutely incredible.

(Source: fifthharmony, via cerulean-city)

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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(via sniffing)

dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

(via asiuns)

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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(via spork)

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via stop)

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

(via spork)

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via cerulean-city)