plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

(via stop)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via spork)

finding-fucken-nemo:

thesassycat:

asammyg:

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! I WANT TO DO THIS. 

It’s literally showing you how to do it

Witchcraft*

(Source: vintae, via 3v3rythingsucks)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via 3v3rythingsucks)

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via pizza)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via hate)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via stop)

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

(via sniffing)

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via stop)

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

image

(via spork)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via sniffing)

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

(via sniffing)